Me: Cancel my TV service. I'm going to watch TV over the internet. Comcast: OK... Done. We'll miss you as a Comcast customer. Will there be anything else? Me:

Me: Cancel my TV service. I'm going to watch TV over the internet. Comcast: OK... Done. We'll miss you as a Comcast customer. Will there be anything else? Me: Yes. Please sign me up for internet service. I'm going to watch TV over the internet. Comcast: OK... Done. We'd like to welcome you as a Comcast customer.