"Dear LG, I've really enjoyed using my LG TV/network informant. I'm wondering whether LG has any other exciting products I could use. Do you happen to sell a

"Dear LG, I've really enjoyed using my LG TV/network informant. I'm wondering whether LG has any other exciting products I could use. Do you happen to sell a camera that monitors my location? What about a vacuum that phones home with my fingerprints? Or perhaps a washing machine that steals my dreams? Thanks for developing the products of The Future!"