It suggests that: you are a lazy piece of shit you were incarcerated for bank robbery you were on the run from the Feds living in Argentina you went to Paki

It suggests that: you are a lazy piece of shit you were incarcerated for bank robbery you were on the run from the Feds living in Argentina you went to Pakistan to attend a Jihadist training course (BTEC-diploma) you were kidnapped by aliens and given daily anal probes (that never impresses the interviewers) you were being trained in cutting-edge industrial espionage techniques by a rival company of the interviewer you spent the time going through sex-reassignment procedures and changed your name to Gladys you worked for the NSA The average interviewer will think all of the above and more in the space of two milliseconds, whether any of these delusional thoughts have any basis in reality.