I hope you mean 'things like guns' but I fear you mean 'things like dicks'. Meanwhile most of the workforce brings his dick to work while the guns stay home as

I hope you mean 'things like guns' but I fear you mean 'things like dicks'. Meanwhile most of the workforce brings his dick to work while the guns stay home as they are 'not safe for work', as it should be. This is clearly an area were reality comes out ahead...