That reminds me, there's actually a funky old Microsoft skunkworks project that lets you query CSVs and Apache logfiles and all sorts of stuff via SQL: http://w

That reminds me, there's actually a funky old Microsoft skunkworks project that lets you query CSVs and Apache logfiles and all sorts of stuff via SQL: http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=2465 http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=2465 I have no idea if it even still runs on current windows versions.