I've been in surgery a couple times, and I don't remember the knotted-stomach feeling, or any pain either, really, other than in the area where I was cut up ..

I've been in surgery a couple times, and I don't remember the knotted-stomach feeling, or any pain either, really, other than in the area where I was cut up .. What I do remember is how quickly everything went by .. apparently my operation was 2 hours long, but I remember it going "bink" like that, and I was being wheeled through the hospital in what seemed like a lightning flash of time. Also, the nurses were hot. But yeah, I'm with you on the don't-get-yourself-in-surgery-situations .. also, gunshot wounds: not funny.