Since many are surprised by The Onion's rich history, I'll pass along a link to the Internet Archive for some satirical spelunking... https://web.archive.org/w

Since many are surprised by The Onion's rich history, I'll pass along a link to the Internet Archive for some satirical spelunking... https://web.archive.org/web/19970107125931/http://theonion.com/ https://web.archive.org/web/19970107125931/http://theonion.c... https://web.archive.org/web/20000601000000*/http://TheOnion.com https://web.archive.org/web/20000601000000*/http://TheOnion....