Yeah, okay, I'll take a train... That requires that I get from where I am to a train station. That also requires that the train leaves NOW to get to my destin

Yeah, okay, I'll take a train... That requires that I get from where I am to a train station. That also requires that the train leaves NOW to get to my destination. That also requires that the train has anything like a reasonable route to my destination. That also requires I get from the destination train station to the actual destination. I'll just take a train to the Grand Canyon.