> That being said, if I had a magic formula for instant huge wealth you can be damn sure I wouldn't be sharing it. But I'd be selling it, and you can find out

> That being said, if I had a magic formula for instant huge wealth you can be damn sure I wouldn't be sharing it. But I'd be selling it, and you can find out how by buying my book for the low, limited time price of three payments of $99.99. If you act now, we'll also throw in this great place-mat shaped like a $3 bill, and a ring-tone for your phone that sounds like money. Just pay separate shipping and handling. <insert three thousand word disclaimer here>