And if we embrace the fact that this quickly becomes more and more Kafkaesque, and run with it? Company A has the statement on their front page, maybe somewhere

And if we embrace the fact that this quickly becomes more and more Kafkaesque, and run with it? Company A has the statement on their front page, maybe somewhere unobtrusive like the footer: "We received one or more NSLs today for customer data" Now, should it ever become a true statement what then? Leaving it would be a crime. Removing it might also be a crime. What is poor Company A to do, Judge? We're just trying to comply with this law...