Not really related, but your comment reminds me of a fantastic exchange from a Seinfeld ep, with Kramer advising Jerry on how to get to Coney Island. Kramer: O

Not really related, but your comment reminds me of a fantastic exchange from a Seinfeld ep, with Kramer advising Jerry on how to get to Coney Island. Kramer: Ok, you can take the B or the F and switch for the N at Broadway Lafayette, or you can go over the bridge to DeKalb and catch the Q to Atlantic Avenue, then switch to the IRT 2, 3, 4 or 5. But don't get on the G. See, that's very tempting, but you'll wind up on Smith and 9th, then you've got to get on the R. Elaine: ... Couldn't he just take the D straight to Coney Island? Kramer: Well. Yeah.