So, clearly, I'm not 'an adequate javascript developer'. Luckily an inadequate javascript developer can write naive code in Go that reads from disk or writes t

So, clearly, I'm not 'an adequate javascript developer'. Luckily an inadequate javascript developer can write naive code in Go that reads from disk or writes to a socket without worrying about needing "a class which you pass methods to your callback functions and bind them to the instance properly" or "prototypical inheritance". You can just call a function and use the result.