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Bingo. When you have project managers hounding you about "story points" and meetings of managers who are concerned about each individual's burn-down rate, it be
by kabdib 13y ago
Bingo. When you have project managers hounding you about "story points" and meetings of managers who are concerned about each individual's burn-down rate, it becomes a micro-managing clusterfuck.
When the estimating meetings happen without you and you're told "we think this will take you five story points" (that is, two and a half days) and then the build is broken for three weeks (because of all the people checking in code in a panic) and you're called on the carpet for being behind, then it's an atomic clusterfuck.
You're in a circle of managers and PMs.
"We're concerned about your burn-down rate."
"I'm concerned about your ability to manage a project more complex than calling the elevator to your floor."
"Are you going to be done . . . today?"
"Is the build going to fucking work . . . today, or any time in the near future?"
Then the circle jerks (none of whom has written a working line of code in five years, yet they've somehow "shipped stuff") gabble amongst themselves for a minute, look confuxed, dismiss you and call in the next developer.
"Spartacus, you're next!"
This'll be good.