I'm frequently mobile or in the air when scanning /newest so the browser CPU from opening 50+ tabs at once and the latency and loss with all the RTTs on modern

I'm frequently mobile or in the air when scanning /newest so the browser CPU from opening 50+ tabs at once and the latency and loss with all the RTTs on modern pages is a time waster. And I couldn't find any RSS feeds of /newest (no one that crazy I guess), so I wrote something to grab pointers to the submissions and render them as GIF, HTML, and text. If this is useful to anyone I'm happy to improve it (including design).