"Hey, uh, Google... We are sorry we secretly stole information from your personal networks and spied on you and your users activities. Can you be good pals and

"Hey, uh, Google... We are sorry we secretly stole information from your personal networks and spied on you and your users activities. Can you be good pals and help us get our site working?" — what a joke. If only Obama dedicated as many resources as he does to his spying programs, then the site might have made its deadline flawlessly.