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Has anyone checked this company's website job section? They have a 'Ninja' position advertised as '(Note: this isn't a development ninja, coding ninja, design n
by pallandt 13y ago
Has anyone checked this company's website job section? They have a 'Ninja' position advertised as '(Note: this isn't a development ninja, coding ninja, design ninja. This is a role for an actual Ninja)' :)
- noir_lord 13y agoHostile takeovers would take on a whole new meaning if you could legitimately employ Corporate Ninjas.
- duskwuff 13y ago…suddenly, two black-clothed men burst down from the drop ceiling, strangle the CFO, and disappear into The Cloud!
- noir_lord 13y agoI was thinking more along the lines of.. "And therefore I want to announce a policy of investing back into the business to phht" New CEO stands up "My policy, lay everyone off and pay massive dividends and worry about the next quarter next quarter".
- jleader 13y agoHoneypot? They say each job posting has its own email address. Email the ninja address, and either you comply with their requirements, or at least enter into the spirit of the joke, or they blacklist you. It's a good way to compile a list of recruiters who simply spam any job listing they can find.
- xerophtye 13y ago"3 Ounces of gold per month" That's nearly 2.5k Pounds by current prices. That's a lot of money! :P so who here happens to know ninjutsu? Would REALLY love to prank these guys by actually infiltrating their office and greeting them in the morning in the lotus position, wearing a ninja suit :P
- xerophtye 13y agoInterestingly enough: http://www.thumbtack.com/ut/sandy/handyman/ninja-for-hire http://www.thumbtack.com/ut/sandy/handyman/ninja-for-hire wish he was in UK :P would be fun