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It's for workers with no visa to work in the USA. No need for H-1B anymore.

• chadwickthebold 13y ago
  Just moor those things out in international waters, float them a fiber line and say hello to the new floating Google Arcology.
• mitchty 13y ago
  They'd have to move outside the exclusion zone, which is what, 200 miles? Somehow I doubt this is to employ people. If it is though, then its very Deus Ex Machina in some ways (the video game, specifically the last dlc).
  • ffrryuu 13y ago
    It's hard to tell the Onion from reality nowadays. It's pretty sad.
    • saraid216 13y ago
      You know, this is popular to say, but it's an incredibly stupid statement. The Onion is about absurdist humor. Absurdism makes some sense as political satire, but it's also anti-progress satire. The inability to differentiate the absurd from reality is just as likely to be due to the fact that we've achieved something previously thought, and still popularly held, to be absurd. "What's next? You'll let women vote?"