I'm a manager and I think this product is wrongheaded. I don't care about bums on seats, I care about hitting milestones. If I was a worker bee, I would write

I'm a manager and I think this product is wrongheaded. I don't care about bums on seats, I care about hitting milestones. If I was a worker bee, I would write a script (on company time) to dribble my commits in automatically starting early in the morning and finishing late at night. Because fuck 'em that's why.