So you want a "smart toaster"? Funny you should mention that.... check this guy out. http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-Pro-Line-Toaster-4-slice/dp/B00C6G1QW2 htt

So you want a "smart toaster"? Funny you should mention that.... check this guy out. http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-Pro-Line-Toaster-4-slice/dp/B00C6G1QW2 http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-Pro-Line-Toaster-4-slice/dp... It won't email you anything, but: * it will wait for you to insert two slices, then gently lower the toast on its own (or you can press the toast button) * when the toast is done, it will gently be lifted (instead of popping up, which is a little more violent and probably wears out the toaster a bit if you think about it) * If you leave the popped-up toast alone for half a minute, the toaster will lower it down again to do a 'keep warm' function * it's got the "a little longer" button that actually works, instead of just a thermostat which you need to guesstimate turning up so now I just wish I had an amazon referral account to make a quick buck here :P