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This is a perfect example of what I have talked about elsewhere in this thread: finding a weirdness, declaring it a supporting detail of your pet conspiracy the
by jlgreco 13y ago
This is a perfect example of what I have talked about elsewhere in this thread: finding a weirdness, declaring it a supporting detail of your pet conspiracy theory, and absolutely failing to describe how the detail is any less weird when considered in the context of your pet theory. Assuming that the CIA or Illuminati or whoever killed JFK: Why the hell would they tip off New Zealand newspapers of all people?
Lets do some role-playing to explore the full extent of this absurdity:
"Alright Stan, lets go over the checklist one last time"
"Welp, we have all the bullets and guns already, and both shooters say they are good to go. Escape routes are already planned, and Ruby knows his lines. I think that just about covers it.. oh shit..."
"What?"
"We forgot to tip off New Zealand!"
"W-What?"
"We forgot to tip off New Zealand. Boss says that New Zealand newspapers have to know about this before it goes down."
"Why the hell..."
"Hey man, orders are orders. Something about the international dateline I guess?"
"....that is not how the international dateline works."