I appreciate the strange terms being brought to my attention. I don't have time to worry about a company morally and subjectively policing the product I bought

I appreciate the strange terms being brought to my attention. I don't have time to worry about a company morally and subjectively policing the product I bought from them. The TOS is not a place to be clever and funny and this information has helped inform a decision for me. Just because you happen to not care doesn't mean other don't.