The congenital inability of the alien creatures who grow into reporters to accurately quote subjects of their coverage has been known since long before anyone a

The congenital inability of the alien creatures who grow into reporters to accurately quote subjects of their coverage has been known since long before anyone alive today was born. In the hopefully-unlikely event I'm ever a target of reporters, there are absolutely no circumstances in which I would speak to them. I would, however, pass out cards with a single quote I would be pleased to see printed far and wide: "The press cannot be trusted."