Ugh. Howabout "let's not, and say we did." Being a 5 year-old can be so wonderful. There's no need to clutter her or his tender young mind with the abstruse t

Ugh. Howabout "let's not, and say we did." Being a 5 year-old can be so wonderful. There's no need to clutter her or his tender young mind with the abstruse terminology of your industry-addled mind. Try changing the subject, and getting him or her interested in something else instead. You know, something real. Photon entanglement, colony collapse, bitcoin, exoplanets... really, just about anything else, please.