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Just a heads up, but I've worked for at least two companies so far that automatically throw away any applications written in code like that. It's pretty common

Just a heads up, but I've worked for at least two companies so far that automatically throw away any applications written in code like that. It's pretty common that people submit resumes like this, and I've never seen anyone hired from it. I hate to be negative, however I just want to make sure you don't disqualify yourself from jobs you're qualified for :) If you decide to keep it, I'd make everything that isn't a string (aka, the actual details about you) a light gray that fades into the background. So, anyone scanning it only really sees the important parts. [EDIT] More critiques: - What languages do you write? Java? List the languages, don't just mock business people for no reason. That line is offensive to some people and means nothing to everyone else. - At least three of your "Achievements" are negative about yourself (and make you look glib) - Have you never had a job nor gone to college?

laCour 13y ago
Agreed. Here's a great podcast talking about resume formatting from both sides: http://5by5.tv/quit/40 http://5by5.tv/quit/40
jack-r-abbit 13y ago
Parts of it do read like a resume. But... perhaps since Doug is calling this a portfolio rather than a resume he doesn't need to worry about it being in a format suitable to be submitted as a resume.
tjbiddle 13y ago
You shouldn't submit a resume like this. If you're sending in a resume - you always send it in a 'normal' format; but I always think these are good for your personal website! Shows creativity, that you're passionate about what you do, and if it's complex enough - an extra project to showcase!
- ChuckMcM 13y ago
  +1 to this. There is the 'form' which is a resume, and there is the 'fun' which is something like this. There are several in loops while (! dead) { ... }.
dougk16 13y ago
Thanks for the heads up, and the feedback! I didn't mean this as a resume exactly...more like a portfolio that would be linked to from my cover letter and/or resume. It depends on who I assumed this would hit first...if it were the CTO at a small startup, perhaps I would feature this more prominently. A non-developer and I might not link it at all. I was debating the "humorous" negative parts, but ultimately I like to be myself...if it rubs a company the wrong way, then perhaps we wouldn't be a good fit anyway. However, I'm fortunate enough to be in such a situation...if I were job hunting right out of college I probably wouldn't take the risk. Could you link other public resumes/portfolios you've seen similar to mine? I of course hoped I was being clever and unique, but that never works out.
elwell 13y ago
Yeah, I feel as though I've seen similar gimmicks in the past.
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laCour 13y ago

Agreed. Here's a great podcast talking about resume formatting from both sides: http://5by5.tv/quit/40 http://5by5.tv/quit/40

jack-r-abbit 13y ago

Parts of it do read like a resume. But... perhaps since Doug is calling this a portfolio rather than a resume he doesn't need to worry about it being in a format suitable to be submitted as a resume.

tjbiddle 13y ago

You shouldn't submit a resume like this. If you're sending in a resume - you always send it in a 'normal' format; but I always think these are good for your personal website! Shows creativity, that you're passionate about what you do, and if it's complex enough - an extra project to showcase!

ChuckMcM 13y ago
+1 to this. There is the 'form' which is a resume, and there is the 'fun' which is something like this. There are several in loops while (! dead) { ... }.

dougk16 13y ago

Thanks for the heads up, and the feedback! I didn't mean this as a resume exactly...more like a portfolio that would be linked to from my cover letter and/or resume. It depends on who I assumed this would hit first...if it were the CTO at a small startup, perhaps I would feature this more prominently. A non-developer and I might not link it at all. I was debating the "humorous" negative parts, but ultimately I like to be myself...if it rubs a company the wrong way, then perhaps we wouldn't be a good fit anyway. However, I'm fortunate enough to be in such a situation...if I were job hunting right out of college I probably wouldn't take the risk. Could you link other public resumes/portfolios you've seen similar to mine? I of course hoped I was being clever and unique, but that never works out.

elwell 13y ago

Yeah, I feel as though I've seen similar gimmicks in the past.

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