Shorter hedge fund toolbag: "HEY KIDS - look at those old crabs over there, climbing towards the top of the bucket! PULL THEM DOWN! Pay no attention to me, sitt

Shorter hedge fund toolbag: "HEY KIDS - look at those old crabs over there, climbing towards the top of the bucket! PULL THEM DOWN! Pay no attention to me, sitting on top of a pile of money I stole from you via the tax code!"