'Shutting-down as a Service'? And when Shutting-down as a Service inevitably shuts down, they can tell the world via their own Shutting-down as a Service page.

'Shutting-down as a Service'? And when Shutting-down as a Service inevitably shuts down, they can tell the world via their own Shutting-down as a Service page... O_o IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN! :-)