I'd always go for the noisy flying machine of questionable safety myself. It sounds more fun and any accidents might just filter out some of the less quick-witt

I'd always go for the noisy flying machine of questionable safety myself. It sounds more fun and any accidents might just filter out some of the less quick-witted on campus, or at least those who fail to watch the skies. This is probably why I don't get to run a university.