this is going to be my favorite thing i read all year. i just know it. if this turns out to be fake, please don't tell me. i don't want to know. i just want to

this is going to be my favorite thing i read all year. i just know it. if this turns out to be fake, please don't tell me. i don't want to know. i just want to think back on this and remember it like childhood- the land of summer vacations that stretched out to the horizon as far as the eye could see.