Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-nations-gentrified-neighborhoods-threatened,2

Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization: http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-nations-gentrified-neighborhoods-threatened,2419/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-nations-gentrified-n... (2008) "When you have a bejeweled, buckle-shoed duke willing to pay 11 or 12 times the asking price for a block of renovated brownstones—and usually up front with satchels of solid gold guineas..."