Sorry fellow Americans, you don't have Fourth Amendment rights anymore. You've got Fourth-Amendment-As-Defined-By-A-Government-Lawyer-In-A-Secret-Court rights.

Sorry fellow Americans, you don't have Fourth Amendment rights anymore. You've got Fourth-Amendment-As-Defined-By-A-Government-Lawyer-In-A-Secret-Court rights. They're similar, except that Federal agencies can snoop the hell out of whatever you're doing. You know, to keep our children safe from terrorists.