Hacker News C-discussion response template: "That's why [insert other language] has [insert feature]. This avoids some of the edge cases in [insert popular no

Hacker News C-discussion response template: "That's why [insert other language] has [insert feature]. This avoids some of the edge cases in [insert popular non-C language] along the lines of [insert unused obscure language]. Early benchmarks suggest it's almost as fast as C!"