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Imagine all the crimes you could get away with. "What is your defence sir?" "I'm dead, so I couldn't conceivably be guilty of doing any of these things"

• krapp 13y ago
  On the other hand, if you're dead they wouldn't really have to bother with a trial, would they?
  • soneca 13y ago
    If someone kills him, is it not murder?
    • krapp 13y ago
      That depends on how far the state is willing to entertain the farce that you were "dead" to begin with. They may just declare you "guilty in absentia" or just say "nope, turns out you're not dead, goofball."
    • ChuckMcM 13y ago
      Nah, that's just "fixing the glitch" :-)
• pekk 13y ago
  Why assume that the testimony of dead people has any legal force?
• fluidcruft 13y ago
  "Get back in the ground, zombie."
  • peterkelly 13y ago
    You know, if they treated me like that, I'd almost be tempted to dress up in full zombie costume and makeup and respond to all questions simply with the long, drawn-out moan of "BRAINS..."