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US government status page

• froh42 13y ago
  Thank god at least the SWSD is operational!
• kalleboo 13y ago
  Seems more accurate than both the Apple and the Amazon AWS status pages so far.
• teh_klev 13y ago
  "Nuclear Missile Launches Department - Degraded Performance" - have they laid off the dude who carries around the "football"?
  • mAritz 13y ago
    I think it might be a joke based on half-life.
• vijayr 13y ago
  The very first entry is "Senate Whisky Stocking Department" - interesting !!
  • yogo 13y ago
    Very interesting since it's usually spelled whiskey in the US. Clearly that department is run from Canada or some other country lol.
    • mkr-hn 13y ago
      It's NORAD-based.
  • DanBC 13y ago
    Obviously it's a joke, but it'd be interesting to see how food and drink is funded in various governments.
• trendoid 13y ago
  http://usgovernment.statuspage.io/incidents/0knqk2v79yn7 http://usgovernment.statuspage.io/incidents/0knqk2v79yn7 "In order to route funding to where it is most needed at this time, the War on Drugs has been downgraded to "Slight Disagreement On Drugs". Policy is still being crafted, but we can tell you that the halls of the The US Capitol building smell more interesting than normal tonight."
• xerophtye 13y ago
  Mattress Tag Illegal Removal Response Team: operational! (dang it! I thought it was finally safe to tear off the darn thing!)
• danaw 13y ago
  I just peed a little.