cowcatcher, you're hellbanned. As for your question: "If you want typesafe functional programming on the JVM, why not just use Scala?" Well, because some peop

cowcatcher, you're hellbanned. As for your question: "If you want typesafe functional programming on the JVM, why not just use Scala?" Well, because some people like Clojure and Scala doesn't have enough parentheses.