I wasn't trying to beat you up, I just saw it as an opportunity to talk about myself which apparently is something I like doing. Does this make me a bad person

I wasn't trying to beat you up, I just saw it as an opportunity to talk about myself which apparently is something I like doing. Does this make me a bad person? Yes. Ok, two minutes have passed and I just returned from your website. I really wanted to talk about you for a minute (since this is your spot). I think what you're doing looks neat. I also like the Zed Shaw style chutzpah in your announcement. However, I'd consider shying away from the expletives and find other words to convey your edgy personality without reflecting negatively on your professionalism.