I'm going to create a new credential called a "gyuhjk". Then, I'm going to take over the government and require gyuhjks to enter certain professions. I'm also

I'm going to create a new credential called a "gyuhjk". Then, I'm going to take over the government and require gyuhjks to enter certain professions. I'm also going to massively fund and regulate the granting of gyuhjks. In addition to this, I will make sure virtually everyone who grows up in my territory will be conditioned to value gyuhjks, no matter how much or how little they really matter. But it will still generally be very expensive to get a gyuhjk, of course, in terms of both time and money. After I do all of this, when holding a gyuhjk is shown to correlate with higher earnings, I'm going to use that as evidence when I tell people they really, really, really need a gyuhjk. And I might even be right sometimes, though not because gyuhjks were ever really as inherently important as I always claim.