I kind of want to build a boobietrap into this. You steal my bike, the bikelock detects it and triggers a timer, the person starts riding the bike and BOOM his

I kind of want to build a boobietrap into this. You steal my bike, the bikelock detects it and triggers a timer, the person starts riding the bike and BOOM his ass explodes. Then I can program my stolen phone to point to my bike so the boobietrap can be sprung. Oh it will be awful and awesome.