Attention all startups: For the price of airfare from NYC and 2 nights' accommodations, I'll design your landing page and a clever company T-shirt that I'll we

Attention all startups: For the price of airfare from NYC and 2 nights' accommodations, I'll design your landing page and a clever company T-shirt that I'll wear the entire day (I'm a big dude, so that means more visibility). Email is in my profile if interested!