God no, the Americans were far too busy writing juicy memos to get involved in this one. I think we all can glean from the nature of his death that it could on

God no, the Americans were far too busy writing juicy memos to get involved in this one. I think we all can glean from the nature of his death that it could only have been... dum dum dum ... The Icelandic Government. That's right folks. Due to his persistent mockery of eating rotten shark, those heartless Icelanders decided to shut him up for good. The method of dispatch leaving his body in a similarly putrescent state as their favourite delicacy.