Lol, bike theft is notoriously ignored by LEOs. Less than $500 value items usually, which barely pays for the salaries and doesn't pay for gas, food, equipment,

Lol, bike theft is notoriously ignored by LEOs. Less than $500 value items usually, which barely pays for the salaries and doesn't pay for gas, food, equipment, or repairs/health. Besides, you can just shell out $100 for a shitty bike while you save up for your next one to get stolen. Here's an idea! Just buy a stolen bike.