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All it needs is a robot that says: "Come Here Boy, Come! That's a good doggie." If the animal comes, it's a dog. If it continues without looking at you, it's a
by chris_mahan 13y ago
All it needs is a robot that says: "Come Here Boy, Come! That's a good doggie."
If the animal comes, it's a dog. If it continues without looking at you, it's a cat.
- dudurocha 13y agoIf you can find it in day time, it's a dog... Otherwise it's a cat.
- dkarl 13y agoEven simpler, all you need is a water hose and a decibel meter.
- josefresco 13y agoLots of good cat jokes here. One thought would be to automatically upload the images to Reddit and gather the # of upvotes. The higher the upvotes the more likely it's a cat. /joke session
- raverbashing 13y agoThis is plausible. Upload it with a generic title like "Reddit, meet Sniffles" And then read the comments and detect indicative words or expressions connect with each animal
- ktr100 13y agoFeed a dog and it thinks you're god. Feed a cat and it thinks IT is god: if (human.feedanimal() == true) { animal.type = "Dog"; human.name = "GOD"; }else{ animal.type = "Cat"; animal.name = "GOD"; }
- dragonwriter 13y ago> Feed a cat and it thinks IT is god Incorrect. The cat doesn't depend on your validation of its status; if you feed it, you just increase the chance that it thinks you are a subject worthy of its time and attention.
- ktr100 13y agogood point
- nandemo 13y agoI'm not sure that's a joke. You could upload each pic to both /r/puppies and to /r/kittens, and classify by net upvotes or something. Then you can use the result as training or benchmarking data for a "real" algorithm.