Yeah! All Ivy League kids demand to be paid too much and then just fall asleep at their desks and lie about deaths in the family! Disclaimer: I go to UPenn, b

Yeah! All Ivy League kids demand to be paid too much and then just fall asleep at their desks and lie about deaths in the family! Disclaimer: I go to UPenn, but that doesn't make this article less of a pile of bullshit.