"If programming in LISP is sure to result in victory then you must program in LISP!" Paul Graham said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about programming

"If programming in LISP is sure to result in victory then you must program in LISP!" Paul Graham said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about programming than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man can best him in the thread of honor! Then he used his programming money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he PROGRAMMED THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE! Ehehehehehehehehehe. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo!' Unless it's a farm!