“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life…try moving to Texas..” --Mike Huckabee Facebook post 9-10-2013 He didn't say the reason why is because your

“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life…try moving to Texas..” --Mike Huckabee Facebook post 9-10-2013 He didn't say the reason why is because your life would be radically shortened by a non-invasive surgery so you wouldn't have time to be sad. Maybe that was implied?