Shakespearean English did you say? Something like this? Borne o'er the cruel firmament become Ethel That Fred hath usurp'st from her the silence When lo

Shakespearean English did you say? Something like this? Borne o'er the cruel firmament become Ethel That Fred hath usurp'st from her the silence When lo! Upon them should harrow a fatherhood Of parent, Fred besieged by the burden And his daughter the indifferent imposition of child Sounds great! I'd much rather use that than Cucumber.