In my square for programming languages, SNOBOL and COBOL both made the list (in that order, too -- I've never even heard of SNOBOL!), but none of the following

In my square for programming languages, SNOBOL and COBOL both made the list (in that order, too -- I've never even heard of SNOBOL!), but none of the following appear: (in no particular order...) C, C++, C#, Common Lisp, Java, Ruby, Smalltalk, x86 Heh, I listed those in alphabetical order without even planning to...