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My wife: - Rarely buys clothes for me without my presence - Rarely gets something that fits, of the things she gets for me - Won't return it if I think it su
by teej 17y ago
My wife:
- Rarely buys clothes for me without my presence
- Rarely gets something that fits, of the things she gets for me
- Won't return it if I think it sucks.
- Has a meh sense of style for men.
- johns 17y agoMaybe you should upgrade ;) Mine does all of those things, and extremely well.
- jhancock 17y agoI got my wife's abilities quite by accident. Like most things that accompanied marriage, it mostly took me by surprise...yeah, men are the dumber sex ;).
- helveticaman 17y agoIncentives. The whole point of a wife isn't "commitment," it's monogamy. It has benefits for both parties, but because she wants a monopsony on your sperm, she doesn't want you looking good to other women.