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This was invented long ago. Its called a wife ;)

• teej 17y ago
  My wife: - Rarely buys clothes for me without my presence - Rarely gets something that fits, of the things she gets for me - Won't return it if I think it sucks. - Has a meh sense of style for men.
  • johns 17y ago
    Maybe you should upgrade ;) Mine does all of those things, and extremely well.
  • jhancock 17y ago
    I got my wife's abilities quite by accident. Like most things that accompanied marriage, it mostly took me by surprise...yeah, men are the dumber sex ;).
  • helveticaman 17y ago
    Incentives. The whole point of a wife isn't "commitment," it's monogamy. It has benefits for both parties, but because she wants a monopsony on your sperm, she doesn't want you looking good to other women.
• rathboma 17y ago
  Yeah, except that some guys still rely on their mothers instead, regardless of their age!