It already existed, kinda. When I was there I built a library called CrockDB that squirreled small values into the Calendar API, which runs on UDB or something.

It already existed, kinda. When I was there I built a library called CrockDB that squirreled small values into the Calendar API, which runs on UDB or something. A part of the key was a unixtime so I always made sure Crock stored its stuff in the 14th century so as not to conflict with real user data. :)