When will events that have to do with learning programming and such give out "jock tickets": tickets to people, men and women, who has been involved in activiti

When will events that have to do with learning programming and such give out "jock tickets": tickets to people, men and women, who has been involved in activities through their lives that has isolated them from nerd-culture. If anyone with glasses are seen with these tickets they will be escorted off the premises: the person might be myopic, which might be because of too much vigorous reading! (No, being a jock and a nerd is not mutually exclusive. I feel like I have to point that out because of how so many seem to get easily offended in this thread. And it's mostly a joke.)